Pro-Line Prognostication Putridity -- Vol. 2

Wow... I knew I was bad at this... but I didnt know how bad... sadly, now I do. After coming within 1pt of winning last week, I completely bombed this week. I Hiroshima'd...

It's official, I am the worst sports better on planet Earth. That is not an exaggeration. I wish I were kidding...

If you dont believe me, read on...

Ticket #1: ProLine
Arz @ Atl : Arz to win
Dal @ Ten : Ten to win
Mia @ Hou : Hou to win
Cle @ Oak : Oak to win
Sea @ Chi : Sea to win
Bet: $2
Potential Prize: $1138.02
Recap: Ok, this ticket was a joke anyway... I took all wild underdogs just on a whim. And you know what? I got every game wrong, even the Houston win was wrong because it was only by 2pts (which in ProLine is a tie). 0-5, nice. Almost as bad as Daunte Culpepper's stats. But I did learn a few things from this ticket: Tennessee, Miami and Oakland are THAT bad, and Chicago is THAT good. I vow to never make these mistakes again -- until next week.

Ticket #2: ProLine
SD @ Bal : SD to win
Det @ STL : STL to win
NE @ Cin : Cin to win
Min @ Buf : Buf to win
Bet: $3
Potential Prize: $31.98
Recap: Brutal. I was positive that SD was going to beat Baltimore... heck I had spouted off about that game all week at work. Same with Cincy. I guess I can chalk this one up to the fact that these games were damn near impossible to call. Or at least that is what I am telling myself.

Ticket #3: Point Spread
Arz @ Atl -7.5 : Arz
Dal -9.5 @ Ten : Ten
Mia -4.5 @ Hou : Hou
NWO @ Car -7.5 : Car
SD -2.5 @ Bal : SD
Jax -3.5 @ Was : Jax
Cle -2.5 @ Oak : Oak
NE @ Cin -6.5 : Cin
Ind -9.5 @ NYJ : Ind
Sea @ Chi -3.5 : Sea
Det @ STL -5.5 : Stl
SF @ KC -7.5 : SF
Bet: $3
Potential Prize: $1500.00
Recap: Ok, this is so bad its almost funny. 2 out of 12 right? Jeezus, I should earn something just for being this bad! In all seriousness, I am going to play a George Costanza ticket next week. Whatever way I am leaning, I'm going the opposite... because it really cant get any worse than this... and that's saying something.

Let's bring out the ladies to find out our running totals for 2006:
Total Bet: $16.00
Total Won: $0.00
Total Potential Winnings: $4708.54

This may seem bad right now... but wait until week 10 or so when the totals are 10 times this much... wow...

By the way, feel free to laugh at my expense here, because I really do deserve it. I mean, seriously? Why do I even bother buying these tickets?

For your enjoyment... thats why...

... dont say I never did anything for you...