Oh how the mighty have fallen...

Did you ever see that "Friends" episode where the characters talked about their "Lists"?

...yeah me either...

Well, I have been *told* that there was an episode during "Friends" historic 10 year run that had the characters talking about their freebie list of 5 celebrities that they could sleep with without any repercussions... everyone knows what I'm talking about... and everyone has their own "List"...

Well, thank goodness there isnt a rule that stats that once you make your list, you cant change it... because I have made numerous changes to mine...

For example... there was a lengthy stretch where one gal was atop my elite List of super hot women... that one gal was Britney Spears.

Britney Spears when she looked like this:

That is fierce my friends. Fierce.

... and when she danced like this:



There was no question that she was #1... it was a given... it was X=1 in my celebrity hotness equation...

Then, K-Fed entered the scene.

... and Britney went from the cherry-bomb ass vixen shown above... to this:


Now... dont get me wrong... its not because she is pregnant... I happen to love the way pregnant ladies look... they glow...

But not this pregnant lady... she went white-trash on me. On us. Now, she very well may have been that way the entire time, but when she was looking good, it didnt much matter.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Anyway, since I have mentioned the "List"... my "List"... I figure I better lay it out for you... I mean, for no other reason than to post pictures of (what I think are) the 5 hottest chicks in the league right now... here we go:

#1 Jessica Simpson
Before you roll your eyes and say "oh, but she's so dumb", consider this. IT DOESNT MATTER.

need more proof? okay then:

#2 Jessica Biel

No. Words. Necessary.

... the rest to come later...